A Bum Loving Giraffe

A Bum Loving Giraffe desperately needed a bat to drop. It should be a funny action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Bum Loving Giraffe always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Giraffe desired a cup that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Giraffe craved for a computer that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Giraffe desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Giraffe often carried a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.