A Stupid Giraffe

A Stupid Giraffe always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Giraffe craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Giraffe desperately craved for a set of lego that they would smash. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Giraffe looked for a condom to experiment on. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Giraffe desperately searched for a porno magazine to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Giraffe desperately wanted a lava lamp to embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.