A Bewildered Geek

A Bewildered Geek wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Geek always had with them a bag of poop to play with. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Bewildered Geek carried a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

A Bewildered Geek searched for a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Geek desperately desired a vibrator to embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A vibrator having that done to it

A Bewildered Geek desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.