The Orange Geek

The Orange Geek looked for a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was epic. A stapler was the chosen thing.

The Orange Geek desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is awesome. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Orange Geek searched for a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Orange Geek desperately wanted a set of lego that they would demolish. This could be considered a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Orange Geek desired a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. It is an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Geek desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be stunning. A dildo was the chosen thing.