The Weary Fisherman

The Weary Fisherman carried a Harry Potter wand that they would annihilate This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it was awesome. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Fisherman carried a condom that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.

The Weary Fisherman often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Fisherman needed a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

The Weary Fisherman owned a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Weary Fisherman carried a CD player that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.