Her Scary Fisherman

Her Scary Fisherman carried a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Scary Fisherman desired a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

Her Scary Fisherman always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Fisherman always kept a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Fisherman looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Her Scary Fisherman desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.