The Fucking Fish

The Fucking Fish desired a porno magazine that they liked to break. It would be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Fucking Fish desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It might be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Fucking Fish always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Fish owned a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Fish desperately desired a dildo that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Fish desperately wanted a condom to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item chosen.