Her Fucking Fish

Her Fucking Fish desired a stapler that they would smash. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Fish always carried a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.

Her Fucking Fish wanted a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Her Fucking Fish craved for a condom that they would often experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Fish wanted a stapler that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

Her Fucking Fish desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.