A Fucking Fish

A Fucking Fish always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Fucking Fish found a tomato that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

A Fucking Fish searched for a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Fucking Fish craved for a hat that they would hug. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.

A Fucking Fish craved for a chocolate bar to sleep with. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

A Fucking Fish desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a wig is the item to select.