The Fucking Fish

The Fucking Fish owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Fish looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Fish found a sponge that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Fish found a pint of beer that they would drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Fish carried a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Fish carried a bag of poop to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.