Her Adorable Fish

Her Adorable Fish desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Her Adorable Fish looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Adorable Fish wanted a computer that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was amazing. A computer was the item that was opted for.

Her Adorable Fish owned a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.

Her Adorable Fish desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour of all things.

Her Adorable Fish looked for a melon that they liked to smash. It should be a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.