The Fucking Fish

The Fucking Fish searched for a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Fish carried a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Fish always kept a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Fish always carried a hat that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be entertaining. A hat being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Fish looked for a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig being the thing selected.

The Fucking Fish owned a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.