Boring Fish

Boring Fish found a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a CD player being the item opted for.

Boring Fish always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Boring Fish always carried a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Boring Fish found a vibrator that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Boring Fish always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. One might find this to be a different activity, to many, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Boring Fish looked for a dildo that they would sometimes throw. It might be an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.