A Grumpy Elf

A Grumpy Elf always carried a cheese grater that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Elf craved for a radiator that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Elf wanted a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A sponge was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Elf had a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Elf desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set square being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Elf searched for a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.