The Angry Elf

The Angry Elf desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Angry Elf owned a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Elf had a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Angry Elf desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Angry Elf desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Elf had a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.