His Yellow Elf

His Yellow Elf always carried a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Yellow Elf always kept a bottle of beer that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Yellow Elf always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A chocolate bar being the item opted for.

His Yellow Elf wanted a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to select.

His Yellow Elf wanted a bat that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A bat being the chosen item.

His Yellow Elf desired a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.