The Lovely Elf

The Lovely Elf desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Lovely Elf needed a block of cheese to cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Elf desperately craved for a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Elf wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Elf owned a condom that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Elf always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.