The Fat Elf

The Fat Elf needed a block of cheese that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Fat Elf desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It is a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Elf always kept a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Fat Elf wanted a bat that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Elf desperately desired a stretchman that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Elf desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to select.