Her Cheerful Elf

Her Cheerful Elf often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Her Cheerful Elf owned a rubber johnny that they would often play with. It is an unusual action, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Cheerful Elf often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Her Cheerful Elf desperately craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine of all things.

Her Cheerful Elf owned a custard pie to put on his head. This seems an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

Her Cheerful Elf searched for a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.