His Eccentric Elf

His Eccentric Elf had a piece of paper that they liked to worship. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Elf owned a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is fun. A spade is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Elf often carried a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf often carried a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Elf looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Elf desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item selected.