My Yellow Elf

My Yellow Elf always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Yellow Elf had a ball to share. It was a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

My Yellow Elf always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing selected.

My Yellow Elf carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Yellow Elf searched for a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

My Yellow Elf desperately needed a chocolate bar to annihilate This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.