Horny Elf

Horny Elf wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Horny Elf needed a cup that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a cup is the item to opt for.

Horny Elf craved for a bottle of beer to throw. One might say this is a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Horny Elf desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Horny Elf craved for a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Horny Elf owned a pen that they liked to share. One might say this is a different idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.