The Confused Elf

The Confused Elf craved for a sack of potatoes to eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Elf desperately searched for a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Elf found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Confused Elf always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Elf desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be exciting. A helmet being the thing selected.

The Confused Elf looked for a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a new action, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.