His Weary Elf

His Weary Elf wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be awesome. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

His Weary Elf searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Weary Elf searched for a spade to demolish. This could be considered an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a spade is the item to opt for.

His Weary Elf always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

His Weary Elf desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A toilet brush is the item to select.

His Weary Elf carried a bat that they would often break. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat having that done to it