A Tired Elf

A Tired Elf needed a cucumber that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

A Tired Elf wanted a lava lamp that they would often hug. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Tired Elf often carried a cup that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

A Tired Elf looked for a custard pie that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Elf searched for a CD player that they would often smash. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A CD player being the item opted for.

A Tired Elf always kept a stapler that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.