The Dodgy Elf

The Dodgy Elf owned a piece of paper to put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Elf always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. It is a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Elf needed a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A dildo was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Elf desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Elf always carried a spade that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Elf always kept a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it