The Grumpy Elf

The Grumpy Elf carried a hat that they would sometimes share. It would be a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is epic. A hat was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Elf desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elf craved for a stretchman that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Elf carried a melon that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Elf desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elf often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it