His Cheerful Elf

His Cheerful Elf desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.

His Cheerful Elf had a stapler to rub on his belly. One might say this is a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

His Cheerful Elf found a porno magazine to share. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. A porno magazine is the thing to select.

His Cheerful Elf desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Cheerful Elf desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Cheerful Elf desired a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego having that done to it