Her Horny Elephant

Her Horny Elephant desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Elephant needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Horny Elephant desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

Her Horny Elephant searched for a cucumber that they liked to share. It was a different thought, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Elephant desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Elephant desperately looked for a pint of cider to eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it