A Confused Elephant

A Confused Elephant had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Elephant always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Elephant always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to hug. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

A Confused Elephant always kept a stretchman that they would often share. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.

A Confused Elephant desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

A Confused Elephant owned a magic 8 ball to throw. One might find this to be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.