Her Naughty Elephant

Her Naughty Elephant needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Elephant carried a piece of paper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Her Naughty Elephant found a dildo to smash. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Elephant always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Elephant owned a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

Her Naughty Elephant found a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.