The Purple Elephant

The Purple Elephant owned a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Elephant always carried a custard pie that they would share. This seems a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Purple Elephant needed a pencil sharpener that they would drop. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Purple Elephant always kept a stapler to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Elephant desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Elephant desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.