His Scary Elephant

His Scary Elephant searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was exciting. A magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Scary Elephant craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer of all things.

His Scary Elephant always carried a pint of beer that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

His Scary Elephant found a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was epic. A stretchman being the chosen item.

His Scary Elephant searched for a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be epic. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Scary Elephant desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes worship. It was a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item selected.