The Exciting Eagle

The Exciting Eagle needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Eagle desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often eat. It might have been a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Eagle desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

The Exciting Eagle desperately wanted a sword that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

The Exciting Eagle desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Eagle always kept a little monkey that they would often break. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.