The Fucking Eagle

The Fucking Eagle searched for a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Eagle desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Eagle always carried a set square that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Eagle desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Eagle desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Eagle found a hat that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was wonderful. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.