The Yellow Eagle

The Yellow Eagle desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would experiment on. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Yellow Eagle found a hat that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be fun. A hat would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Eagle desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often play with. It should be a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Eagle desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

The Yellow Eagle looked for a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Yellow Eagle desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.