The Crazy Eagle

The Crazy Eagle always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Crazy Eagle desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Eagle desperately needed a pen that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a bat to embrace. It might have been an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Eagle always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a stapler to share. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A stapler being the item selected.