A Horny Eagle

A Horny Eagle wanted a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Eagle owned a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Eagle desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally smash. It would be an original activity, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

A Horny Eagle desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Horny Eagle needed a computer that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

A Horny Eagle needed a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. It is a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.