The Jolly Eagle

The Jolly Eagle desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

The Jolly Eagle desired a sponge that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Eagle craved for a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Jolly Eagle craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Eagle desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.

The Jolly Eagle carried a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.