The Horny Eagle

The Horny Eagle desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

The Horny Eagle always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Horny Eagle always carried a sponge that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge having that done to it

The Horny Eagle wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Eagle had a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is amazing. A porno magazine having that done to it

The Horny Eagle owned a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. It might have been a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.