My Troubled Eagle

My Troubled Eagle found a piece of paper that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was awesome. A piece of paper is the item to opt for.

My Troubled Eagle desperately looked for a helmet that they would often play with. It might have been a new idea, to many, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A helmet was the chosen thing.

My Troubled Eagle had a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

My Troubled Eagle found a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Eagle searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

My Troubled Eagle desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.