The Confused Dog

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a condom to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Dog owned a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Confused Dog found a sponge that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a funny action, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Dog searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Dog carried a pen that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen item.

The Confused Dog looked for a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.