The Different Dog

The Different Dog desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Dog wanted a set of lego to eat. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Different Dog desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Different Dog searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Different Dog owned a sword that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Different Dog desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a weird operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen thing.