The Angry Dog

The Angry Dog needed a cheese grater to sit and look at. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Dog found a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Dog desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Dog desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Dog always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

The Angry Dog looked for a bottle of wine that they would smash. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.