His Confused Dog

His Confused Dog wanted a mug that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

His Confused Dog always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

His Confused Dog desperately wanted a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to opt for.

His Confused Dog needed a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. It should be a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Confused Dog had a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

His Confused Dog always kept a dildo that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to choose.