His Retarded Dog

His Retarded Dog needed a helmet that they would drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

His Retarded Dog desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Dog looked for a cucumber to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Dog owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A magic 8 ball of all things.

His Retarded Dog desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an original activity, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Dog had a melon that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.