The Purple Dog

The Purple Dog desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Purple Dog always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Purple Dog always had with them a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Purple Dog always carried a sponge that they would often embrace. This could be considered a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

The Purple Dog needed a bat that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Dog desperately desired a stapler that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.