My Fucking Dog

My Fucking Dog desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

My Fucking Dog desperately craved for a condom that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Dog craved for a big sponge that they would often smash. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Dog craved for a melon that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

My Fucking Dog always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

My Fucking Dog carried a chocolate bar that they would worship. One might say this is an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.