My Boring Dog

My Boring Dog desperately wanted a wig that they would rub on his belly. It should be an original operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

My Boring Dog desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

My Boring Dog always kept a melon that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

My Boring Dog looked for a radiator that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

My Boring Dog carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Dog searched for a dildo that they would sit and look at. It is a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.