The Retarded Dog

The Retarded Dog desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Retarded Dog found a cup that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Dog desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Dog often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Retarded Dog often carried a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Dog wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It is a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.